"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope."
Bill Cosby
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." Fred Allen
"Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them." H.L. Mencken
"I am lucky to have good Polish skin that doesn't wrinkle so I might be around for a few years yet." Ruby Wax
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby
