Jokes from Other People

Today peeps, thought I'd post a few of my favourite jokes from various sources. Enjoy.

"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones who need the advice."
Bill Cosby

"A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted."
Bill Cosby


"A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a labotomy."

Joan Rivers

"Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep."

Joan Rivers

"You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill for fun!"

Chris Tucker