Dear All
Feeilng a Little lazy this week so I am sending you a few of my favourite jokes. Yes, you may think I have sad or poor taste, but hey that's life! Enjoy until my next update.
"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on" - Joan Rivers
"I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor" - Joan Rivers
"My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!" - Bill Cosby
"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose" - Robin Williams
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet" - Robin Williams
"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde
Laughter is truth wrapped up in the giggle of it all. Books can be ordered through www.estheraustinglobal.com or www.authorhouse.co.uk
The Daily Bob Staake Feature
About Me
- Esther
- I am single and have two teenagers. I am an author of comedy, poetry and inspirational material. To find out more about books I have written take a look at my website http://www.estheraustin.com and http://www.qarmabroadcast.co.uk. I am a Soul Coach,Author, Workshops Facilitator, Motivational speaker, Radio Presenter on my own radio station www.qarmabroadcast.co.uk. I am passionate about empowering people. My remit is working with vulnerable women and disadvantaged young people. I have a comedy blogspot www.laughatlifewithme.blogspot.com, and www.everotica.co.uk
