Dear All
Just a few quotes I found trawling the web which I thought were quite funny. Enjoy
"Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code...he turned himself in."
Rita Rudner
"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married."
---H.L. Mencken
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."
Gloria Steinem
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"
Francois Morency
"It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner."
---Ben Bergor
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
---Gilda Radner
